A PSA of sorts

Dear 24 year old at Wal-Mart. Is it really necessary to bring all four (yes, you read that right) of your children with you to the shopping magic kingdom, aka Satan's store? The soup aisle is not an appropriate place to play tag. I can only assume that is what is going on, I don't want to question your incredible parenting skills and think that they are hitting each other. You are obviously the best mother ever. I feel for you I really do it must be hard to have that many children that close in age. I assume they are 9 months and 15 minutes apart (Sweetheart I am going to let you in on a secret, it's ok to use birth control).

May I suggest a couple of solutions. 1. Leave the children with their father/neighbor/friend/etc, etc. etc. I am sure at some point someone can help you. 2. Get yourself a big ole' cup of coffee, you need it. 3. Stay the HELL away from me. I am a get in get out type of person.


Peace out my uglies,