You know the ugly duckling that becomes the swan?SO NOT my story. No fairytale, no happily ever after, just a whole lot of spite for those who think their lives are perfect.
Dear 24 year old at Wal-Mart. Is it really necessary to bring all four (yes, you read that right) of your children with you to the shopping magic kingdom, aka Satan's store? The soup aisle is not an appropriate place to play tag. I can only assume that is what is going on, I don't want to question your incredible parenting skills and think that they are hitting each other. You are obviously the best mother ever. I feel for you I really do it must be hard to have that many children that close in age. I assume they are 9 months and 15 minutes apart (Sweetheart I am going to let you in on a secret, it's ok to use birth control).
May I suggest a couple of solutions. 1. Leave the children with their father/neighbor/friend/etc, etc. etc. I am sure at some point someone can help you. 2. Get yourself a big ole' cup of coffee, you need it. 3. Stay the HELL away from me. I am a get in get out type of person.
In the genetic lottery I bet, lost, then went bankrupt.
But really who can win when your more than perfect stepsister looks like Heidi Klum-even in a cinder covered burlap sack?
To me Ugly is a way of life, the perfect accessory to any outfit.
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